Three Word Game

Well guess how this goes ^^
I bet every each and one of you has played it some point in your lives, but still, for the ignorant, I'll give an explanation =)

The three word game is simply this: Every user posts three words now and then, that result into a story. You cannot post after your own three words.

For example, I state: The apple is

Then Duckmaster replies: swallowed whole by

then another, and another.

So, to begin:
My mother's uncle

Was Trying To

Flit with Sandra

After seing a

snake in her

immensely oversized jeans

That Was Horrible

My uncle's mother was trying to flirt with Sandra after seeing a snake in her immensely oversized jeans, that was horrible in every way imagineable.

Ages Created Men

, years created friendships

Infants Made Monstrosity

and dairy products

catching their breath

slowly became sour

. The milk package

Transformed Into Powder

after the butcher

Made His Decision

I will kill

This makes no sense at all =)

My mother's uncle was trying to flirt with Sandra after seeing a snake in her immensely oversized jeans, that was horrible in every way imagineable.
Ages Created Men, years created friendships, Infants Made Monstrosity, and dairy products, catching their breath, slowly became sour. The milk package Transformed Into Powder after the butcher Made His Decision; 'I will kill

the queen of

Our Loyal Family

; The hezbollah hierarchy

Ally's With Iran

PS : hezbollah are from my country looool

Saddam Hussein calls

Bomb The Americans